January 2010
You take the "oxy" out of "oxymoron".
robcham:
You know what I am sick of?
those pictures where a ring is in between pages of a book and the shadow forms a heart.
that shit is lame
It takes a whole lot of effort trying to know just...
I like you, alright? Stop living under a damn rock.
Top 10 brain damaging habits.
leaplikelinda:
sugarspun:
apriliciate:funeral:
1. No breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to...
SUICIDE, ANYONE?
FRIEND:Anong dapat sabihin sa taong gusto magpakamatay?
AKO: Bakit ba niya gusto magpakamatay?
FRIEND: Kasi nahihirapan na siya sa buhay niya? Masyado na kumplekado? Kaaway na niya pamilya niya? Nahihirapan ako i-convince yung taong yun mabuhay.
AKO: ‘Di sabihin mo bahala siya. Magpakamatay siya.
FRIEND: Nag-aalala lang talaga ako. Ayoko ng mga gantong scenario. So ano to, hindi ko ba...
I trust You, Lord, even if Your answer is "no."
(via marianneantolin)
Go on google, search "where is chuck norris" and...
darthazrael:
(via alicechristina)
To Err is Human..
darthazrael:
To ARRR is Pirate!
“The Kama Sutra will be your Bible.”
– My Classic Lit. (GREATWK) Prof, right after he shockingly revealed that we were going to focus on women and sexuality.
